Revenge of the blind men

Today was one of the worst days of my life. I was raped. By two blind men.

 Let me start at the beginning.

Just before closing time, a blind man wandered into the bistro, tapping his cane all over the place, dunking an old lady head first into a bowl of boiling soup. Her face and eyes melted away after contact with the hot liquid. The blind man kept patting his cane around wildly before finally prodding me in the crotch with it. Maddened, I grabbed the cane and snapped it in half, hitting the man in his balls. I heard a loud ‘pop’ and then the man fell over, dead from a massive heart attack.

Pedro came running out of the kitchen.

‘Senor! You have done a very bad thing! You have killed a blind man. They will not like that’

‘Quiet Pedro.’ I said. ‘I didn’t mean to kill the bastard, I was just making sure he would never be able to reproduce’.

We shooed the rest of the patrons out, taking the woman with the scalded face to the meat freezer where she could be used for future gumboot sirloins. Pedro and I then began our nightly task of cleaning up the shop, which involves taking a piss on the tables and pooping in the kitchen sink. We were taking a nice dump when we heard the sound of breaking glass in the male restroom. I went to investigate.

As I entered the dark room, I felt a hand grab my dick tightly.

‘OWW!’ I cried out in pain.

 ’You killed our friend’ said a voice.

‘We’re gonna rape you’ said another.

All of a sudden, I felt a small but hard object slide past my anal walls and deep into my inner rectum. I tried to scream, but there was another hard object thrusting into my mouth. I was being raped by two blind men! The blind man fucking my arsehole came first, and then the one pumping into my mouth spooged down my throat! I heard one of the men take out a flick knife.

‘Ok, time to slit his throat’

I closed my eyes and feared for the worst! Then I heard an awful scream behind me.

‘You idiot, you cut the wrong person!’

The blind man behind me slumped to the floor, dead. I laughed! Blind people can be dumb!