Waiter’s Pants

Waiter’s Pants is the most disgusting, most vile, most hideous and most obscene blog ever written!

Join in the fun and games as the mysterious owner of THE BISTRO tortures, maims and kills diners who are blind or who generally piss him off!

Laugh as the employees of the bistro are either killed, tortured, raped or blown to pieces with explosives.

Chuckle as rival restaurants are destroyed, health inspectors decapitated, homeless people castrated and innocent passers-by frozen in the meat freezer and served as gumboot sirloin – the house specialty.

Just like the famous Waiter Rant blog, Waiter’s Pants is all about fun at the bistro. Except you’ll be lucky to leave here with your penis in less than 3 pieces!